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Clyde is a Crab
Clyde is a crab
Not a crabby crab but a happy crab
Happy crabs are fun
Happy crabs like puns
Happy crabs will sometimes nibble on a cinnamon bun
Happy crabs will smile when greeted by the sun Clyde is a crab
Happy Birds Running through a Strawberry Field at Dawn
These colourful birds secrete and disperse happy molecules out of specialized long feathers atop their heads. These two birds are particularly happy and are filling a strawberry field with happy molecules as they run around in the glorious morning light. Strawberries taste extra sweet when exposed to happy molecules.
Treasure Chest
Found at the bottom of the sea let's open it up and see what we can see. We hold our breath and lift the creaky lid. It was carefully stowed by unknown souls, a treasure chest of rubies, pearls and gold. Watch it sparkling in the sun.
Freshwater Clams
Peering out from their protective shells
The timid clams inspect their ground
Looking for nice squishy mud to burrow in Siphoning water in and siphoning water out
Bubbles gurgle up from the mud
Rays of light beam down
Illuminating their freshwater world
Pike Massage
I'm a big Northern Pike
Swimming my way through the North Channel
Around High Island, over to Perly and back to the weedy sandbar near old Grandview Lodge That familiar blue boat came round again today
They're tempting me with silly lures, colourful lures
Sparkly this and shiny that
Twirling this and bobbing that
But I'm too smart to take a bite
I'll wait and catch a safer snack
I pulled my back today unfortunately
My dorsal fin aches too
I floated into the nearest massage clinic (RMT for fish) to have my muscles soothed
Back out to the North Channel soon
